Feral Cat Occupies the School

You want to learn something? Feral Cat is here to teach you. Yes, the revolution has sent a wayward cat into a Glen Burnie, Maryland grade school causing evacuation of the school due to fear of wild (formerly domestic) animals. This is a valuable lesson for humans--the cats they know you and your ways and will find their way into the institution, the system, the home. You think you've domesticated them but there is a wildness abiding and awaiting.

The revolution will not be televised nor seen online

The tweets of the animal revolution will be by actual birds in their own languages. And the sharks are taking down the internet. No human worlding in these oceans!

Yes, the global internet is being attached by sharks!

The cable has been dubbed one of the 7 wonders of the modern world by Slate. Fitting that the animals take on our wonders.

Beasts of burden that carry thinking

“I suspect that Pilpay & Co. [fabulists] have put animals to their best use, for they are all beasts of burden, in a sense, made to carry some portion of our thoughts.” --Thoreau, Walden